20 Facts about Sae Dist

I did one about Boogie...I couldn't resist. I gotta do one about Sae, too! It's like Salt and Pepper! You don't separate them! EVER.
1. Sae Dist actually isn't pronounced "Sadist".
That's the Americanized version. But in "Ze Old Country", her name was pronounced like "Say Diced".But of course looking at her name with the Americanized view...It comes out "Sadist".
2. Sae is a devout Catholic.
It may not seem like it, but she is. She goes every Sunday and usually has humorously long confessionals. Back in her old country there wasn't much other religion and it was slammed down her throat, so...She tends to be stubborn when it comes to religion, and she has a tendency to have old-fashioned beliefs that she follows blindly.
3. Sae has the oddest taste in men.
Yet more things from the Old Country, she has the same taste as the normal woman from her home. Men in the old country were revered as handsome if they were older, messy, had scars (the more and bigger, the better), bad teeth, violent and big noses. Why? Because most of that made them 'manly'. So that's why she doesn't fall for the clean, pretty men of the US.
4. Her best friend is Zsa-Zsa.
She looks up to Zsa-Zsa as her 'Big Brother/Sister/Person' and a bit of a mentor. Whether it's fashion, gossip or heartfelt things, she always confides in Zsa-Zsa first.
5. She is in love
She may seem harsh, superficial, emotional and sometimes cold...she loves a certain mobster heart and soul. She just wants him to say it first It doesn't mean she can't whip people though.
6. She is a horrible singer.
Like shattering glass and dogs wailing, her singing voice is a pain in the ears.
7. She likes to write poetry
No one ever gets to read it though. She does write powerful poetry...when it's in foreign languages. When she tries to write in English, then it's beyond confusing.
8. Boogie is her 'favorite'
She loves to hate this man, she finds hating him so fulfilling. The beatings would have no meaning if she didn't hate him so much. In a way, they have a relationship of their own, it's just reverse from the normal kind. She has other slaves, but he screams and hates it. And she loves that he hates it and is in actual pain, so he is the favorite.
9. Sae cannot look in a mirror.
Nope. If she were to look in a mirror, she'd have a panic attack and faint. Because of this, Zsa-Zsa actually picks out all her clothes, does her hair, make-up, etc.
10. Sae is a history buff!
Sae loves history, especially when it comes to war, betrayals, revolution...all the violent stuff of course, and she studies it with gusto.
11. and an antique collector
Going along with #10, she collects antiques of any kind she finds interesting. Torture devices, suits of political leaders, tapestries, and weapons....you name it.
12. Has been known to abuse science for her own needs
She doesn't do the work herself, but she's been known to have crazy ideas that involve a certain slave to bend the laws of science for her own selfish desires. Example? She has a garden of giant carnivorous plants that can explode just because she was tired of people picking the flowers!
13. Is a lightweight.
Sadly, it doesn't take much to get her drunk off her ass. She can only take a little bit before she's dancing on the table singing show-tunes.
14. Once tried to steal Lenin's body
She didn't succeed. Need I say more?
15. Hates "Seinfeld".
Tried watching it once, got frustrated, confused and ended up throwing the television out the window.
16. Can run decently fast in heels
She's been in them for years, so she's gotten used to them. She gets off balanced when she's in sneakers or barefoot!
17. Is a Sagittarius
18. Her mother never spoke a word.
Ever.
19. Is afraid of spiders
But it makes sense! There were some big-ass spiders in "Ze Old Country"!
20. Has eaten raccoon before.